February 2012
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So today we got our quizzes back in Precalc, and I forgot that for one answer I forgot how to draw a graph so I drew a picture just because. I never expected a great response from my teacher.
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r0nswans0n:
A higgs-boson particle walks up to a Catholic church.
The priest stops him at the door and says “I’m sorry, you can’t participate in our service today.”
The higgs-boson particle says “What?! You can’t have mass without me!”
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edwardspoonhands:
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Sheldon: “Oh god what have I done oh god. Oh god Penny! Oh god check her vitals. Oh god oh god. PENNY!? *cpr, cpr* PENNY!? *cpr, cpr* PENNY!? *cpr, cpr* PENNY!? *cpr, cpr* … OH GOD.”
Raj: “Sheldon, I thought you didn’t believe in god!”
audience laughs
Sheldon: “Shit, shit, SHUT THE FUCK UP RAJ,...
January 2012
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Tim: Since when did Jesus become an archer? Did I miss that bible study?
Mary: yeah you did, tim.
Mary: it was held in the church of GO FUCK YOURSELF
brokendown-onmemorylane:
Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka scene in A Very Harold and Kumar Christmas
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quidditched:
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everyone: it's just a tv show
you: YOU KNOW NOTHING
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Remember that time I was in love with the Tron Legacy soundtrack?
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December 2011
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Just finished watching the right version of Army of Darkness. In HD no less.
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"Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean...
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I LOVE PENIS.